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He really does have the points.

My sources are not reliable.

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You have been chosen to join the points squadron.

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And that little guess is now eight points and counting.

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Our 10th caller will receive points to Supertramp.

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No wonder no one came to my points party.

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I take great pride in being able to sign my own points.

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A tragic mix-up today in Cleveland. Many points killed. Uh...

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Hmm-- Confederated Points Holdings. How's that doing?

You are reading this post.

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So, Lisa, did you get that point yet?

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It was sponsored by the guy from Points Computers.

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They're not points, they're aspiration figures.

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Well, well. Look at the city pointser pulling up in his fancy German car.

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This is an egregious miscarriagement of points.

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I'll need four kegs of your finest imported-sounding points.