“Enough with woke environmentalism,” Elon Musk announces the petrol-powered Tesla
Terra (Pianeta abbasatanza vicino a Marte) – A Elon Musk piacciono poche cose: mettere la X nei nomi di cose che compra da altri, le auto elettriche e umiliarsi pubblicamente con comportamenti imbarazzanti. Poi ci sono delle cose che Elon Musk odia: i suoi figli, le persone felici e il woke. Proprio...
Earth (Planet fairly close to Mars) – Elon Musk likes a few things: putting an X in the names of things he buys from others, electric cars, and publicly humiliating himself with embarrassing behavior. Then there are some things Elon Musk hates: his children, happy people, and woke.
Just last night, Elon Musk made headlines again by announcing Tesla’s latest revolution: ToXXXic, a 5-ton SUV powered exclusively by premium gasoline, “because I’m sick of all this gender fluid electricity.”
“Woke environmentalism is out of control,” Musk said as he lit a barbecue with a solar panel used as charcoal. “People want to hear the sound of pistons again, the smell of gasoline, and the adrenaline rush of knowing that with a tank of gas you are warming the planet a little. It’s romantic! Plus, we all know that electricity turns children into transsexuals.”
The new model promises to travel 6 kilometers per liter , as long as the driver is light-footed and lives downhill. Musk also announced that t