"Häagen-Bot" (Art by Doug Savage)

Reminds me of that AI Microsoft wants to make which plays your games for you, so you can concentrate on working

In political jargon, a self-licking ice cream cone is a self-perpetuating system that has no purpose other than to sustain itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-licking_ice_cream_cone

Many of us are lactose intolerant and cannot enjoy our own ice cream, have some empathy.