Monolith Hate

Even deep fried, it still looks like I'm about to see the Netflix logo

I love these jokes where they cross over horror and mundane inconvenience

I want to read more of what they're writing.

if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again

Slow-ass drivers everywhere: How do I learn this power

This person is a poet

People whine about monolith hate but fuck that one that woke up on the moon sent a signal to jupiter for fuck's sake.

Is this a Pacific Drive reference?

The period at the end is how you know it's fake