In all seriousness: I myself was really helped by this infographic. The two styles of tying that I mentioned have really helped me out and for the life of me I'd have never thought of them myself. I enjoy infographics like these as an aid in creativity.
It's a shame you don't enjoy them, but for me this was really not pointless. I feel kind of sad that you call them that, really. Makes me feel like I am lacking in creativity, somehow, compared to you. I've been working on self-esteem lately, and I'm slowly getting to a place where I can tell myself otherwise now, but that's the kind of effect a reply can this can have on people, I suppose.