In search of a "Israel doesn't control the United States" copypasta

Hi, I want something to copy+paste to people about how Israel doesn't control the United States. I know they're a vassal state, but trying to explain that every time and on a phone screen is getting tiring. Does something like this already exist? Or would some incredible person(s) wanna make one?

Thanks in advance and if this is posted in the wrong place let me know.