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Hegseth Flies in Every General to Hear Him Rant About Beards

Pentagon Pete Melts Down at Generals in Deranged Trumpy Rant

The Secretary of War announced an overhaul of the military.

Archive article: https://archive.is/EfZkV “We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans,” he said. “No more beards, long hair, superficial individual expression,” he added. “We’re going to cut our hair, shave our beards, and adhere to standards.”

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