Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
If the original Jurassic Park was the cinematic equivalent of hearing Beethoven's Fifth for the first time, disruptive, aweinspiring, and strangely primal, then this seventh fossilized entry, Jurassic...
Watching this parade of nonentities blunder through one half-hearted peril after another, I found myself, heretic that I am, rooting for the xenomorph-T-Rex bastard, if only in hope of a mass extinction event that would put both humans and script out of their misery. The storyline stumbles about like a sedated raptor, random, twitchy, and never quite threatening. Not even the prospect of “heart disease miracle drugs” can raise the pulse.
Did anyone enjoy Jurassic World Rebirth? I would really like to hear what you liked about it.